Moods of Menopause
Moods of MenopauseTM
Itchy
She’s the one that makes your skin feel like
it’s crawling with bugs.

B*tchy
She’s actually quite rare. What? You disagree? Please...
just shut up and leave her alone.

Sleepy
Wakes up tired and goes to bed ready to run.
She's entranced by the glowing digital clock between 1:00 a.m. - 3:00 a.m.

Sweaty
She's so hot she feels like there's a volcano inside ready to explode.

Bloated
She's a cross between
a puffer fish and a piranha.

Forgetful
What? Just one of the many questions she asks during the day.
What was I doing? What am I looking for? Why did I come into this room?

All Dried Up
Well, she's something about grapes and raisins -
for more explanation, come see us.

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